Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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