Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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