If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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