I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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