Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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