I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
