hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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