"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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