are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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