thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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