Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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