ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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