Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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