Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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