i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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