We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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