shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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