why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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