Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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