Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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