This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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