apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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