yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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