what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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