I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
