the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize