im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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