dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
its liver damage thursday
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