things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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