Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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