was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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