im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
accomplished twins. life is a go
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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