I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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