Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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