butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Randomize
