hotel room ftw
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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