SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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