I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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