O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize