After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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