I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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