So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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