smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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