I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You don't make any sense
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