Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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