He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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