Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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