Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
zippers are such a cool invention
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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