on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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