The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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