Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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