Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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