My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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