yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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